Jun 30

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Little bots have big hearts
Release date: 27 June 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

Leave it to Pixar to make robots that look so gosh darn cute. The animation film studio’s latest, Wall-E, is an entertainingly adorable film that tells the story of an artificial intelligence with a genuine heart. Imagine a science-fiction movie with all the zaniness of a cartoon and all the tenderness of a chick flick. Throw in some lovable characters and an enchanting voyage through space and you’ve got yourself 103 minutes of feel-good fun and a surefire candidate for an academy award. Writer/director Andrew Stanton, who’s also written screenplays for many of the Pixar classics, creates an eye-popping, extraordinar-E adventure that’s as much about the journey as it is the destination. At some point in the distant future, Earth has been rendered incapable of sustaining life, prompting mankind to get out of Dodge and make a break for the unconquered parts of the galaxy, and the planet they once called “home” is left to its toxically viscous seas and its endless piles of trash. Enter the lovable little robot, Wall-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifer–Earth class), a mechanical device programmed and assigned for cleanup. But after hundreds of years of performing his task–and, in his down time, re-watching old musicals–it seems Wall-E has developed some kind of glitch–namely, the ability to feel.

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Jun 14

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A twisted film without a twist
Release date: 13 June 2008

We loved M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie “The Happening,” but disagreed on the ending–that is, whether or not there was one. Was it a copout, or a smart move toward breaking his mold? Our point-counterpoint ensues!

She said . . .

Famous for making movies with surprising and complex plot twists, M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film, “The Happening,” has perhaps the greatest twist ending of all–none. And let me tell you, he really got me: I was so waiting for the big reveal, even making mental notes along the way of the parts I thought might end up being significant later on–like the half-empty glasses of water did in “Signs,” or the use of the color red did in “The Sixth Sense.” Alas, Shyamalan was simply too clever for me, and his ending–or, in this case, lack thereof–once again managed to catch me off guard. Perhaps I should have paid more heed to the part where teacher Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg) commends a student’s explanation for the disappearance of the bees, namely that it was an act of nature and we’ll never fully understand it. Don’t get me wrong: The movie as a whole was absolutely brilliant. Performances by Wahlberg and the lovely Zooey Deschanel, who plays his wife, were captivating and perfectly stylized. The dialogue was interesting and often hilarious. The plot was exquisitely bizarre and yet relevant–the headline about the bees could have been ripped right from a real-life newspaper. But Shyamalan is such a genius at crafting perfect endings, endings that shock, but also satisfy. In contrast, the beginning and middle of “The Happening” have all the same earmarks of a Shyamalan flick–adventure, intrigue, humor and a mystery that begs a solution. But unfortunately, the ending seems to have gone the way of the bees. –Jerilyn Covert

He said . . .

At what point in M. Night Shyamalan’s career would the twist ending seem contrived or gratuitous? In “The Happening,” Shyamalan abandons the big shock for a straightforward, horror-nature tale that comes across more Stephen King than Alfred Hitchcock. The ending as it is could not have worked out better for the creepy thriller with strong performances from its outstanding cast. The “big twist” has worked for Shyamalan in the past with mixed results, and I applaud his decision to let this story tell itself. Shyamalan was in danger of being pigeonholed as an artist with only one brush. I feel that if Shyamalan continued to bank on his now notorious twist endings he would cease growing as an artist and in time would loose his audience by utilizing the same trickery he used to gain them in the first place. I never felt cheated due to the lack of a big reveal or shocking twist and for the second straight time, he gives the audience something unexpected without trying to trick them. “The Happening” is a really good film with a really good ending, just as I expected it would be. –Joe DeRosa

Jun 13

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A good Hulk. A better Hulk–but not incredible.
Release date: 13 June 2008

By Joe DeRosa

With the Spiderman and X-Men franchises, Marvel really set the bar for comic book adaptations on film. Now, coming hot off the turbine-jet propelled heels of “Iron Man,” which many critics and fans consider the best comic book movie to date, “The Incredible Hulk” lacks that same sort of punch. Though certainly solid and, overall, a decent film, “decent” is not incredible.

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Jun 8

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This October 25 will mark 15 years since the death of Vincent Price, the legendary horror icon with the deep, sinewy voice and the flamboyant 6-foot-4-inch frame who played the suavest of villains in countless horror classics throughout the ’40s, ’50s and ’60s. With Friday the thirteenth around the corner, we thought it’d be fun to share 10 of the Master of the Macabre’s best. Of course, with so many fantastic films, it’s hard to whittle the list down. After all, over his half-century career, Price played in over 100 features and made more than 2,000 TV appearances, not to mention his performances on the stage. Among the features were a series of starring roles in Roger Corman’s garish but charming film adaptations based on the works of Edgar Allan Poe, including “The Masque of the Red Death” and “House of Usher,” but for this list, we decided to include just one from that series. We also left off “The Fly” and “Return of the Fly,” which are both great, but, if you haven’t heard of them yet, well, you’ve got bigger problems. And of course, “Edward Scissorhands,” as one of the best movies ever, needs no extra recognition from us. Besides, we wanted to stick with Price’s older films. Some are film-noir, and some are horror. Many were made on a low budget, and all are absolute must-sees. So add them to your Netflix queue to watch at your leisure, or dig in and pull an all-day marathon this Friday. After all, as Price told a newsman in 1971, “Horror movies don’t date because they were dated to begin with, they were mannered and consciously so–Gothic tales with an unreality. They have the fun of a fairy tale.”

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May 30

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“I couldn’t help but wonder: Did the critics have it wrong?”
Release date: 30 May 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

Somewhere, in a fantasyland version of Manhattan inhabited by fashion socialites Carrie Bradshaw, Charlotte York, Miranda Hobbes and Samantha Jones, the term “repression” bears no meaning. Today, the “Sex and the City” heroines, bouncing about in the kind of fashion labels most of us recognize by virtue only of red-carpet specials, made their much anticipated, “Big” screen debut, though many fans saw the movie last night, at midnight showings scattered across the nation. (At our local movie theater, empty seats were harder to find than Manolo Blahniks on sale.) As a born-again fan of the popular HBO series, I have to admit that early buzz on the film, which some critics have portrayed as little more than a glorified Cinderella tale, had me somewhat concerned. Had our girls grown tame with age? Would the racy sex talk dissolve into giddy-girlfriend babble? And now that they all had husbands or lovers, would they–could they?–still wear their independence like badges on their sleeves, prominently displayed beside their pricey Prada handbags? But as I watched the film–and the trendy, parodic twentysomethings who sat entranced in the dark–I realized something, something I think some critics have overlooked. You see, “SATC” has always been something of a paradox, a strange marriage of feminist ideals–and stiletto high heals. Furthermore, this hybrid may be the greatest of all evidence of social change. And it certainly explains why, while Carrie’s single womanhood may be at stake, she still uses her oven as storage for sweaters. Read the rest of this entry »

May 22

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Indy’s latest adventure is out of this world
Release date: 21 May 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

Bompa dum dum . . . bompa dumm . . . bompa dum dum . . . bompa dum dum dum! Oh John Williams, your classic score is instantly recognizable. And it’s the perfect background music to accompany Indiana Jones as he escapes from the bad guys–yet again!–and, latching onto a high beam with the tale-end of his trusty whip, swings valiantly into action. . . . “Damn, I thought that was closer,” Indy says, after missing his landing. Indeed, in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the fourth installment of the popular ’80s action-film series, Harrison Ford is not as young as he used to be. But instead of glossing over Ford’s advancing age (64), the filmmakers incorporate it into the story, which takes place about 20 years after The Last Crusade. Back then, it was the Nazis Indy was fighting, but this time it’s communists–KGB Russian operatives. They want Indy to help them find a crystal skull, which will provide the means to golden treasures and limitless power. Read the rest of this entry »

May 18

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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian: You’ll find yourself in Narnia, too
Release date: 16 May 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

A lot can happen in 1,300 years–a lot of ebb and flow. In the magical land of Narnia, wars begin and end, kingdoms rise and fall, and four young siblings from England live four lifetimes, and then stumble back into their own world and become children again. In The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, the Pevensie children are once again called upon to save the land they once reigned as kings and queens. They may be only children, but they have 1,300-year-old souls–not to mention the fighting skills of a soldier twice their age and a powerful, talking lion on their side. Good thing, too, because the sequel to The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe features a heckuva lot more battle scenes than the first one did. After all, it takes a tremendous amount of resistance to change the course of history. Read the rest of this entry »

May 11

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“Priceless”: French comedy has that certain . . . j’ne sais quois
Release date: 28 March 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

“Priceless,” in two words, is delightfully screwball. It is, after all, a French comedy, which means you can count on a fair amount of slapstick and farce, not to mention mistaken identities, frivolous scenarios, and a central love story between two, seemingly mismatched leads; imagine a Judd Apatow film, only more suggestively sexual, and less overtly so. A beautiful, ambitious young woman with a desire for rich men–a gold digger, as we’d call her here in the States–mistakes the hotel’s bartender for one of its wealthy guests. Instead of coming clean, he keeps up the charade for a one-night romp. But with no money, how can he afford to provide for his lady in the manner she’s become accustomed to? Turns out, he does have a secret resource–and it’s the same one that this movie possesses. After all, as his leading lady points out, nothing is more irresistible than charm. Read the rest of this entry »

May 2

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“Iron Man”: A modern spin that soars, just like he does!
Release date: 2 May 2008

By Joe DeRosa

“You will believe a man can fly.” That was the legendary tagline from 1978’s “Superman.” Well, it’s been 30 years since those words were immortalized, and in “Iron Man” you will believe a man can fly, shoot rockets from his shoulders and radiate blasts of pure energy from the palms of his hands. And all this is brought to you by the classic red-and-gold armor. With mind-blowing special effects and perfectly cast characters, this Jon Favreau-directed comic-book film adaptation effectively tells the modern tale of a hero who has been a part of the Marvel Universe for over 40 years. Read on, true believers! Read the rest of this entry »

Apr 25

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Deception: No one sees it coming but the viewer
Release date: 25 April 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

“Intimacy without intricacy.” That’s how one character in the film Deception explains The List, an anonymous sex club for wealthy, high-powered New York businesspeople. Unfortunately, the description aptly sums up the movie, as well. Deception is 108 minutes of hard entertainment, but the plot’s as transparent as lingerie. As the title would suggest, the story hangs upon the elaborate lies of conmen. But by now, we moviegoers have seen just about every twist ending imaginable, and we’ve become pretty savvy. It takes a lot to surprise us, and this movie just isn’t all that tricky. The only trick, perhaps, is that the movie promises to trick us. And it–you know–doesn’t.

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