Jun 30

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Little bots have big hearts
Release date: 27 June 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

Leave it to Pixar to make robots that look so gosh darn cute. The animation film studio’s latest, Wall-E, is an entertainingly adorable film that tells the story of an artificial intelligence with a genuine heart. Imagine a science-fiction movie with all the zaniness of a cartoon and all the tenderness of a chick flick. Throw in some lovable characters and an enchanting voyage through space and you’ve got yourself 103 minutes of feel-good fun and a surefire candidate for an academy award. Writer/director Andrew Stanton, who’s also written screenplays for many of the Pixar classics, creates an eye-popping, extraordinar-E adventure that’s as much about the journey as it is the destination. At some point in the distant future, Earth has been rendered incapable of sustaining life, prompting mankind to get out of Dodge and make a break for the unconquered parts of the galaxy, and the planet they once called “home” is left to its toxically viscous seas and its endless piles of trash. Enter the lovable little robot, Wall-E (Waste Allocation Load Lifer–Earth class), a mechanical device programmed and assigned for cleanup. But after hundreds of years of performing his task–and, in his down time, re-watching old musicals–it seems Wall-E has developed some kind of glitch–namely, the ability to feel.

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Jun 26

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It’s about fuckin’ time
Saints of Los Angeles, Mötley Records
Release date: 24 June 2008

By Joe DeRosa

If you’ve ever been in a fight, then you’re going to know exactly how this feels: You’re bruised, you’re bloodied, your body is aching and throbbing, and you’re just out of wits. But the adrenaline rush is so intense, it’s amazing. You just got your ass kicked, yet you feel like you’ve conquered the world. This is exactly how a Mötley Crüe record is supposed to feel. After nearly a decade of solo albums, side projects, deceit, speculation and even a couple visits to the New York Times best seller list, Nikki, Tommy, Mick and Vince have reunited for Saints of Los Angeles, the first studio album recorded by the original lineup in almost 10 years. You may ask, “Why now?” Although the band may tell you it’s for the fans, one of the truest and most honest moments in Crüe history came recently on Larry King Live when guitarist Mick Mars answered that very question with one word: “Greed.” Although Mick was clearly being facetious, I can’t help but to believe it was a moment of brutal honesty masked by sarcasm. That being said, when I found out the boys were recording a new album, I didn’t put much stock in it being very good. Not only did my absolute favorite band of the cassette era prove me wrong, they threw dirt in my face to prove it–Neil Strauss’s The Dirt, to be exact.

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Jun 19

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Martha Wainwright sings and dances through the rain
“I Know Your Married But I Have Feelings Too”
Release date: 6.10.2008

By Jerilyn Covert

Take it from the man who’s been lauded by critics as the ultimate storyteller: “The story of who you are is never about you,” Rabih Alameddine writes in his new book “Hakawati.” Of this, Martha Wainwright is probably well aware. Daughter of Loudon Wainwright III and Kate McGarrigle and the sister of Rufus, Martha is definitely a person whose story has never been about her, but about her nepotistic relationships with members of her legendary family. As if accounting for this fact, Martha chose to focus her new album, “I Know You’re Married But I’ve Got Feelings Too,” outward, on the people in her life and the events happening all around her, unlike her more introspective eponymous debut. Throughout the album’s 14 tracks, she reflects on past friendships, on casualties of war, on her mother’s battle with cancer and on seemingly scads of former flames (let’s not forget the title, after all). Lines like this from “Comin’ Tonight,” however, take that outward focus to the brink of obsession: “I spend my time trying to forget you with/ Booze and smoke from cigarettes and dope/ I only seem to forget myself/ It’s only you that is left.” Martha was only 1 year old when her parents split up and her mother packed their bags for Canada. Growing up, she was a self-described “lazy student” who showed an interest in song and dance performances. But unlike her older brother, she did not have ambitions to be a star–at least not for a while. “I did initially rebel against joining the ‘family business,’ but I think it just came from a fear that I wouldn’t be good enough,” she told an interviewer for musicOMH.com. In another interview with Rolling Stone, she says, “The bar is really, really f**king high.” Yeah, no kidding. With folk legends for parents and a brother whom Elton John has called “the best songwriter on the planet,” it’s no wonder Martha feels the pressure to be great. A lesser artist might have succumbed under that kind of burden, but Martha Wainwright was determined to overcome it.

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Jun 14

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A twisted film without a twist
Release date: 13 June 2008

We loved M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie “The Happening,” but disagreed on the ending–that is, whether or not there was one. Was it a copout, or a smart move toward breaking his mold? Our point-counterpoint ensues!

She said . . .

Famous for making movies with surprising and complex plot twists, M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film, “The Happening,” has perhaps the greatest twist ending of all–none. And let me tell you, he really got me: I was so waiting for the big reveal, even making mental notes along the way of the parts I thought might end up being significant later on–like the half-empty glasses of water did in “Signs,” or the use of the color red did in “The Sixth Sense.” Alas, Shyamalan was simply too clever for me, and his ending–or, in this case, lack thereof–once again managed to catch me off guard. Perhaps I should have paid more heed to the part where teacher Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg) commends a student’s explanation for the disappearance of the bees, namely that it was an act of nature and we’ll never fully understand it. Don’t get me wrong: The movie as a whole was absolutely brilliant. Performances by Wahlberg and the lovely Zooey Deschanel, who plays his wife, were captivating and perfectly stylized. The dialogue was interesting and often hilarious. The plot was exquisitely bizarre and yet relevant–the headline about the bees could have been ripped right from a real-life newspaper. But Shyamalan is such a genius at crafting perfect endings, endings that shock, but also satisfy. In contrast, the beginning and middle of “The Happening” have all the same earmarks of a Shyamalan flick–adventure, intrigue, humor and a mystery that begs a solution. But unfortunately, the ending seems to have gone the way of the bees. –Jerilyn Covert

He said . . .

At what point in M. Night Shyamalan’s career would the twist ending seem contrived or gratuitous? In “The Happening,” Shyamalan abandons the big shock for a straightforward, horror-nature tale that comes across more Stephen King than Alfred Hitchcock. The ending as it is could not have worked out better for the creepy thriller with strong performances from its outstanding cast. The “big twist” has worked for Shyamalan in the past with mixed results, and I applaud his decision to let this story tell itself. Shyamalan was in danger of being pigeonholed as an artist with only one brush. I feel that if Shyamalan continued to bank on his now notorious twist endings he would cease growing as an artist and in time would loose his audience by utilizing the same trickery he used to gain them in the first place. I never felt cheated due to the lack of a big reveal or shocking twist and for the second straight time, he gives the audience something unexpected without trying to trick them. “The Happening” is a really good film with a really good ending, just as I expected it would be. –Joe DeRosa

Jun 13

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A good Hulk. A better Hulk–but not incredible.
Release date: 13 June 2008

By Joe DeRosa

With the Spiderman and X-Men franchises, Marvel really set the bar for comic book adaptations on film. Now, coming hot off the turbine-jet propelled heels of “Iron Man,” which many critics and fans consider the best comic book movie to date, “The Incredible Hulk” lacks that same sort of punch. Though certainly solid and, overall, a decent film, “decent” is not incredible.

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Jun 12

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Country music icon glitters to gold
“All I intended to be”
Nonesuch, Release date: 10 June 2008
By Joe DeRosa

Setting out to review “All I Intended To Be,” the newest release from Country Music Hall of Famer Emmylou Harris, turned out to be a very difficult task. How do I review the stunning new album from arguably the greatest voice in American music without making it sound like some cheesy love letter? I had to approach “Intended” with complete objectivity. I failed. Miserably. But it was okay, because with the first notes of that voice, which can melt the coldest of hearts, I was once again comforted.

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Jun 8

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This October 25 will mark 15 years since the death of Vincent Price, the legendary horror icon with the deep, sinewy voice and the flamboyant 6-foot-4-inch frame who played the suavest of villains in countless horror classics throughout the ’40s, ’50s and ’60s. With Friday the thirteenth around the corner, we thought it’d be fun to share 10 of the Master of the Macabre’s best. Of course, with so many fantastic films, it’s hard to whittle the list down. After all, over his half-century career, Price played in over 100 features and made more than 2,000 TV appearances, not to mention his performances on the stage. Among the features were a series of starring roles in Roger Corman’s garish but charming film adaptations based on the works of Edgar Allan Poe, including “The Masque of the Red Death” and “House of Usher,” but for this list, we decided to include just one from that series. We also left off “The Fly” and “Return of the Fly,” which are both great, but, if you haven’t heard of them yet, well, you’ve got bigger problems. And of course, “Edward Scissorhands,” as one of the best movies ever, needs no extra recognition from us. Besides, we wanted to stick with Price’s older films. Some are film-noir, and some are horror. Many were made on a low budget, and all are absolute must-sees. So add them to your Netflix queue to watch at your leisure, or dig in and pull an all-day marathon this Friday. After all, as Price told a newsman in 1971, “Horror movies don’t date because they were dated to begin with, they were mannered and consciously so–Gothic tales with an unreality. They have the fun of a fairy tale.”

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Jun 6

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Disturbed, Indestructible
Reprise, Release date: 3 June 2008

For any of you who are Disturbed fans, you will be happy to know that their newest CD, Indestructible, dropped on Tuesday. Their most aggressive and hard hitting album to date, Indestructible is also Disturbed’s most well written album and by far the best since they got down with the sickness! There’s no gimmicky ’80s cover songs here, but David Draiman and the rest of Disturbed present pure balls-to-the-wall, ass-kickin’ metal! Ya gotta love that! Check out “Perfect Insanity” and “Deceiver.”     —Joe DeRosa

Jun 4

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Aging rocker nerds finally grow up
“Weezer” (“The Red Album”)
Interscope Records, Release date: 3 June 2008

By Jerilyn Covert

By the time I really got into music, the ’90s had nearly come and gone, but I imagine the response to Weezer’s “The Blue Album” in 1994 must have gone something like this: In the wake of a grunge-obsessed music scene, the sweetly unrefined voice of Rivers Cuomo, every bit as exposed and threadbare as the sweater he sings about in “Undone,” begins suddenly to emanate from the airwaves, like a “Hallelujah” angel chorus from above, and angst-ridden teens everywhere stop dead in their Doc Martin tracks to enjoy a rare moment of pop-induced repose. At least, that visualization roughly illustrates of impact Weezer had on me. Their songs were unlike anything I had ever heard before–quirky but catchy, with lyrics that ranged from amusingly tongue-in-cheek to dreamily evocative. Even “Pinkerton,” 1996’s concept album about Weezer’s quick and bittersweet rise to fame that initially received poor reviews, turned out to be ahead of its time and went on to achieve cult status. Since then, Weezer has come out with four more full-length albums, none of which has quite been able to recapture the magic of those first two. Still, the most recent addition, “The Red Album,” which came out on Tuesday, is head-bobbing, fun, adventurous and often heartwarming. Compared to the greatness of 15 years ago the album hits some of the same notes, but also reaches into new territory by virtue of looking back to that bygone era in which Weezer first rose to stardom.

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